| 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory Panty Pi?ata Polarization, The | 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory Lizard-spock Expansion, The | 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory White Asparagus Triangulation, The | 9:30pm Two and a Half Men Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (get Off My Hair) | 10:00pm Two and a Half Men Those Big Pink Things With Coconut | 10:30pm Two and a Half Men Smell The Umbrella Stand | 11:00pm Rules of Engagement Young And The Restless | 11:30pm Impractical Jokers Paula Abdul | |